There are many people including me who want to be celebrity.  A big question is How to become a celebrity? and that too easily without pain and hard work.

If you have talent of some kind, your talent may give you money but if you are looking for the fame then it is all together a different ball game. You can follow the 7 steps to become celebrity.  Here are the steps to glory and pride of being very famous.

Step #1.  Empty your mind.  Clear your mind from anything and everything you have known about the world. It would help you to learn the absurdity faster. Stop exercising the logic over everything.

Step #2.  Put some money aside. You have to invest into fame and name.

Step #3.  Find a PR agent who has been successful in creating the celebrities in the past. A PR agent would help you to arrange the interviews, would plant the stories about you in gossip magazines. In fact, he would suggest you the role as well.  A PR agent knows media and he knows what media needs from a would be celebrity.

Step #4.  Get into a very steamy scandal.  Even if you are nobody, a scandal can make you famous overnight.  Scandals are powerful medium when it comes to having the air-time booked on international news channels.  Nobody knew about Monika before the scandal. Nobody knew about many people who just made it to headlines and media loves them even now.

Step #5.  Start practicing to write apologies. You would need several of them in your celebrity career.

Step #6.  Learn to wear weirdest and craziest clothes in public.

Step #7. Learn to talk crap  and your speeches must not make any sense to the world. You would need to speak at many forums about different causes such as world peace and harmony. Learn to talk about them without making any sense. Always talk tall.

Follow these steps and you are on the way to becoming next blue-eyed poster boy for media and tabloids. You may get a tell-all book contract worth of billions and also contract to write and star in to a movie script as well.

Absurdity has power and you can use it to become successful.

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